What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

How do bears keep cool?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?