What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why did the barber win the race?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?