What do you call a tired tree?

What is the color of the wind?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?