Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Where do termites go camping?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?