What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Families are like fudge.
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What are baby potatoes called?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
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