What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
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