What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?