If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What's the holiest insect?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What do you call an old snowman?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

We had a discussion about roses.

How did the vampire start his letter?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?