How do you arrest a pig?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

I'm not a bad putter.

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?