How expensive is swimming with sharks?
It cost me an arm and a leg!
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
How do frogs get to work?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
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