Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What is the most adorable season?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Which celebrity became a great detective?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?