What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What do bees say in the summer?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What do you call a flying police officer?