What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why was the fish so smart?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?