Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?