What did autumn say to summer?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What's the opposite of irony?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?