What day never takes itself seriously?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

How does dinner smell?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

How does the moon cut her hair?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

My brother is my partner in crime.