Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why do trees hate going to school?

I broke my finger!

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why do hogs play so much football?