Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What do you do when two snails fight?

How do you wash a lamb?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?