Why was the math book sad in winter?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Which singer could always break a five?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?