What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Where are average things manufactured?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?