What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?