What day never takes itself seriously?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What do you call siblings who love math?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?