What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What do fairies always drink?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?