What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Lay's®.
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why was the math book sad?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
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