Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Where does breakfast live?

How was the wedding?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why do all the planets get along?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?