What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Lay's®.
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Where do books sleep?
What's a henway?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
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