Why was the math book sad?
It had a lot of problems.
How do scientists grow fruit?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
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