Why was the math book sad?
It had a lot of problems.
Why do all the planets get along?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What sport are eggs the best at?
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