How is life like toilet paper?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What superpower do all middle children have?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?