Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
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