What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Can February March?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why was the bud so shy?

When do cows get tired?

Why didn't the melons get married?