Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the duck cross the road?
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