Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

How does a barber get to work?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What's the most masculine animal?