Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
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What does a cloud wear under his pants?
We had a discussion about roses.
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How do fleas travel?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Where would you find an elephant?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
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