Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
She stole his heart.
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
How much money does a skunk have?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
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