How did the vampire start his letter?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

How do amoebas make calls?