Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
She stole his heart.
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
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