Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
She stole his heart.
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
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