What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why are skunks always so depressed?