Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What do you give an angry rhino?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?