What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What animals make the best students?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?