What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What time does everyone love to drink?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

How are mountains able to see?