Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Which celebrity always frowns?

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What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?