What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

How do automobiles fly?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?