What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?