Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What's a doll's favorite car?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?