Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why did the elk have great hair?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?