Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

How do you organize a space party?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What do Scottish toads play?

Which dance will a chicken not do?