Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?