Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?