What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.