What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What is the tallest building in the world?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What do you call a crate of ducks?