Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?