What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Families are like fudge.

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What animals love to close envelopes?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?