Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
What is the loneliest cheese?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call an animal pop star?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Which president loved to take baths?
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