Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What is the strongest animal?
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