What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Where are average things manufactured?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Where do chips wear socks?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?