How does dinner smell?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Do you have the best ceiling?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What horn never makes a sound?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Which celebrity always frowns?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?