What do you call a retired vegetable?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Where was Noah born?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What animals love to close envelopes?