What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What is the definition of Robin?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

When does a horse talk?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?