Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

How do football players deal with their problems?