Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?