What condiment has wings?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Bears love exotic cars.

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

How does a cow do math?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?