Why can you never find the number nine?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?