Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

How do you make a bandstand?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?