What did the calf play in the school band?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Why do football players make great fishermen?