Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?