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Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What table can you never sit at?

Why are fish such good architects?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?