Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Where does laundry go to college?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What did the sick chicken say?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?