What did one plate say to the other?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What's a henway?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

Which family member is always relieved?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?