Where do mermaids see movies?

How is life like toilet paper?

Where does cheese invest its money?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why did electricity win the race?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?