What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What do insects learn at school?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?