Where does a camper keep his money?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why are boxers good comedians?