What do you call a tired tree?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?