What animal has the most fun?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

How are mountains able to see?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?