What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What's the scariest letter?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Why was the bee sad?