What type of dog loves to take showers?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?