What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Why are books always so angry?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?