Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
A goal-ie.
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do elves learn in school?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's the most masculine animal?
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