Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
A goal-ie.
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
How do you grill cheese?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
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