Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Where does Superman park his cars?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why was the bud so shy?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What's black and white and red all over?