Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

How did the toad die?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.