Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?