What animal has the most fun?

How does a squid go into battle?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why do bees buzz?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?