Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Because they're related to yaks.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why are all priests fit?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
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