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Kettle™ chips.
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Where does breakfast live?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What nationality are most fish?
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What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why is the beach so confident?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
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