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Kettle™ chips.
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What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
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Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
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