What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Kettle™ chips.
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What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
How do you get kids to do something?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call bears with no ears?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
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