Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Where do cows go on the weekend?