How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What's a father's favorite flower?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Why was the fish so smart?

What says: oom oom oom?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?