What do little monsters call their mother?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?