What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What kind of bird can write?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?