What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What's the scariest letter?
Which relative loves rice?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
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