Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why are grandkids so great?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Which president loved to take baths?

How does a barber get to work?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

How do bears keep cool?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?