What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?