How do you talk to a giant?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why do fish live in salt water?