How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Which singer could always break a five?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?