What animal dresses the most fashionably?
A hip-po.
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What is the coolest country?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What are the strongest days of the week?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Can February March?
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