What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What do Scottish toads play?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?