What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

How do locomotives know where to go?