Where do tough ducks come from?

Why was the bunny upset?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What shape has a knighthood?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

A book just fell on my head.

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

How does a barber get to work?