What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What's the loudest sport?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What fish sings the best?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?