What's the king of all school supplies?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What did the sick chicken say?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Which insect is the smartest?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?