What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What do you call siblings who love math?

How do you compliment a cat?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why was the horse so happy?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?