What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why was the horse so happy?

What says: oom oom oom?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?