Do you have the best ceiling?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What insect runs away from everything?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

It's allergy season again?

What kind of bird can write?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What table can you never sit at?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?