What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What does an evil hen lay?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What do you call a peanut in space?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why was the dog so popular?