Why did the mare gain weight?
She ate like a horse.
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
How do amoebas make calls?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
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