What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why was the cow afraid?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What car can't keep a secret?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Why is summer always sad?