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She ate like a horse.
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What do you call an animal pop star?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
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Which dog belongs in a band?
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How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
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