Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Candy corn.
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald'sĀ®?
Where does Pigletā¢ļø store all his money?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do pigs always order at Arby'sĀ®?
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