What is a table you can eat?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Which former US President was always cold?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?