What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What is the emptiest holiday?

How does a witch play loud music?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What fish sings the best?