What do you call a household of counselors?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?