What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What do elves learn in school?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why did the elk have great hair?