How do snowmen get information?

What day never takes itself seriously?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why is the beach so confident?

Which celebrity always frowns?