Why is summer always sad?
It has June gloom.
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What is another term for the price of gas?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you give a sick pig?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why are all priests fit?
What do rich squirrels eat?
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