What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Which state is the cleanest?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What streaming service do fishermen watch?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What do math teachers eat?

Do you have the best ceiling?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?