Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why don't fish play basketball?
How do you organize a space party?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
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