I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?