Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
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