Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What season begins with a thud?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
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