What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why are fish such good architects?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What's the politest month?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?