Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why was the dog so popular?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What time is your dentist appointment?