Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

How does a barber get to work?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?