A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

How was the wedding?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?