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A puddle.
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What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
It's allergy season again?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
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