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A puddle.
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Why did the cow cross the road?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
It's allergy season again?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
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