What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
How does the sun listen to music?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
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