What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
Why did the frog have a long face?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
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