What kind of bird can write?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why do math teachers love March?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?