Why was the dog so popular?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

How do hurricanes see?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why are cars magic?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?