Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What do nosey peppers do?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?