How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

How do hurricanes see?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?