Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What style of music weighs the most?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?