Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's a dog's favorite city?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
How did the toad die?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why was the broom late for school?
Which state is the cleanest?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
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