What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?