What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What do bees chew?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?