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What did the icy road say to the truck?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Which plant has the best roar?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Which former US President was always cold?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What did one plate say to the other?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?