What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?