What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What's the friendliest pen?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?