Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

Why is summer always sad?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What game does a rabbit always win?