What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Cyber Monday.
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why is a doctor always calm?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why are cars magic?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
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