What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why was the broom late for school?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What kind of dog chases anything red?