Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What sport do horses love to play?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?