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Why are boxers good comedians?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.